Old
School
There
is no such thing
No
one can teach you to be old
Now
that phrase means
that
something is done
with
technical procedures
from
a previous time
For
example wood working
with
no power tools
Fixing
your buckboard
with
tools you made
at
the forge in the shack
out
back of the sod house
you
made when you
settled
on the prairie
I'm
sorry but you didn't
do
that
Prairies
are now tilled
seeded
and harvested
with
giant corporate made
monstrosities
with
ultra designed computer
controls
that really don't need
the
farmer to do much of anything
except
sit eating lunch
If
they're good farmers
they'll
service their monsters
with
new rubber this and that
oil
up the beast
check
the tires
and
keep it inside after
a
good power washed
replacement
of the bean head
for
the corn head
talking
to their brokers
on
their cell phones
Even
this poem if you can call it that
is
written on a glowing screen
actually
typed old school
with
spellcheckers ready to announce
my
stupidity to the whole world
if
I let it
I
can sit here in my old school
breechcloth
on a Sunday morning
listening
to music of Vivaldi
played
on recorders and drums
from
the frequency modulated
radio
miles away
a
program likely to be
available
on the net
for
weeks months or years
What's
more my computer froze
and
even though I couldn't save
a
few lines having saved
most
of this poem
I
took my cell phone
and
photographed the screen
to
save eight or so lines
that
really weren't all that important
since
most of what I write gets
thrown
away before you get to see it
with
a casual swipe of my thumb
across
the tiny screen
below
the keyboard on my laptop
or
did I make changes just by speaking
into
the microphone and tell this
piece
of shit
it
fucked up
and
start over from where I'd saved it
in
a pile of unintelligible ones and zeroes
Now
all I wanted to tell you
was
that I knew what growing old
was
like for me
and
how you could learn a thing or two
from
this crazy old grandpa
who
is going through the throes of age
This
was my idea waking up from
the
dreams of night
well
actually early morning
and
not one dream worth
repeating
to anyone
Seriously,
my Grandma Ella
never
taught me anything
about
being or growing old
while
we sat at her kitchen table
in
the little white house
on
West Boulevard
sipping
coffee and eating crackers
that
she set up for me
It
wasn't until years after
when
I thought about it all
and
her short curly white hair
that
her stories about
her
family and my grandfather's family
with
the old pictures
of
Minnesota and Iowa farmers
who
barely had horses to pull
the
plows and threshers of their day
An
old man in bib overalls
standing
in old school corn
that
some company didn't own
the
patent on
I'm
off the track of teaching you
how
to be old
Forget
it
Even
the doctors and researchers
who
have written thousands of books
on
gerontology and geriatrics
like
my father's book on
Vision
in the Aging Patient
won't
tell you what you'll remember
from
your childhood
and
what you'll learn
about
your parents and grands
by
just sitting in your retirement
thinking
about every word you heard
and
remembered about them
and
why they did the things they did
and
why they were the person they were
and
why I am the person I am
and
why I can't remember names
and
phrases of words
that
trickled off my tongue
just
ten years ago
I'm
losing it
just
enough so my children
and
mostly my grandchildren
don't
want to be around me
So
I have to leave these words here
just
in case they want to learn
old
school
by
reading instead of
looking
at the video
on
their cell phone
stumbling
at the curb
of
the street
or
having an accident
in
their battery solar car
hum
hum hum
with
the computer that avoided
the
accident in the first place
when
I realized I had
to
take my pills
with
the breakfast I'd forgotten to eat
when
I started all this
staring
at the upper screen
at
a photo of a dead native
with
scarified arms
or
the fundoshi
of
the Japanese
at
the naked festival
bodies
festooned
in
tattoos
and
me with none
in
my t-shirt and breechcloth
old
school clothing
a
dumb old man
who
knows why I'm here
and
why my family
was
the way it was
being
born and growing old
the
old school way
control
S
Barry
G. Wick