My Day With Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

Good morning, Frank.

Just sitting here

putting a brown track

in my loincloth

while you stick your head

through my speakers.

As an musician

with many heads

many hats

you rank up there

with the greats

before, during, and after

your reign.

Now, I'm going to put

my hand in the microwave.

What is the sound

of one hand clapping

while it blisters on high?

Barry G. Wick